Ah, American high school — a breeding ground for future leaders, scholars, and, most importantly, bathroom humor experts. It’s a place where future Nobel laureates are forged in the fire of algebra, AP History, and, of course, the sanctum sanctorum of school culture: the bathroom stall. Yes, in between dodging detention and half-heartedly memorizing Shakespearean … Read more
In what can only be described as the most groundbreaking scientific revelation since the discovery of gravity — or perhaps sliced bread — British scientists have announced that every human on Earth poops, on average, once a day. This astonishing finding has sent shockwaves through the international community, leaving experts and laymen alike scrambling to … Read more
Toilet humor transcends borders, cultures, and languages. Despite the occasional eye-roll or chuckle of disbelief, most societies indulge in a good bathroom joke. It’s a universally shared experience, and every culture finds its own unique way to laugh about it. But who truly reigns supreme in the world of toilet humor? Let’s take a cross-cultural … Read more
By PoopsNews.com’s Correspondent Europe, North America, and Parts of Asia Unite in the Toilet Revolution Move over, Instagram-worthy open-plan kitchens and his-and-hers sinks — there’s a new trend sweeping across Europe, North America, and some Asian countries that’s bringing couples closer than ever. Quite literally. Introducing the Family Toilet: two toilets side by side, in … Read more
By PoopsNews.com In a world where love is complicated, emotions run high, and the number of bathroom breaks during a date is on the rise, a burning question has emerged: should you talk about toilets on a date? The jury is still out, but we’ve gathered the most absurd data, wild opinions, and ridiculous experiences … Read more
The bathroom — society’s last bastion of privacy, where one can hide from the world for a brief, serene escape into solitude. Or at least, that’s what they tell us. But what if we told you that the most sacred of spaces has its own symphony? A veritable soundscape of the bizarre, the inexplicable, and … Read more
By: Our On-the-Spot Reporter There are few moments more perilous in life than the one in which nature calls with all the grace of a thunderstorm, and the bathroom door reveals itself to be locked. You jiggle the handle, praying it’s just stuck. But alas, someone — perhaps a roommate, a partner, or a mysterious … Read more