American Toilets Top the List of Safest Places During Zombie Apocalypse
The Unlikely Hero of the Apocalypse In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (except maybe the toilet paper industry), American toilets have officially been named the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse. This groundbreaking revelation comes from a study conducted by the highly reputable Institute of Utter Nonsense and Speculative Studies … Read more
