In what is being described as perhaps the most perplexing incident of the year, a local man stumbled upon his wife engaging in an activity that could only be classified as “culinary chaos”. Late one night, while searching for a midnight snack himself, the unsuspecting husband discovered his beloved spouse standing in front of the … Read more
A Matter of National Importance In a shocking revelation that has gripped the nation, a recent study conducted by the prestigious Institute of Extremely Important Research (IEIR) has revealed that 99% of Americans are unsure whether they should leave the toilet seat up or down. This issue, previously thought to be a trivial matter, has … Read more
The Unlikely Hero of the Apocalypse In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (except maybe the toilet paper industry), American toilets have officially been named the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse. This groundbreaking revelation comes from a study conducted by the highly reputable Institute of Utter Nonsense and Speculative Studies … Read more
In a move that has stunned political pundits and pet owners alike, the United States Senate has embarked on a fierce debate over an unprecedented legislative proposal: the “Pet Privacy Protection Act” (PPPA). The bill, a landmark in animal rights and privacy law, seeks to enshrine the right to privacy for pets using bathrooms in … Read more