In a world plagued by sleepless nights, frazzled nerves, and deteriorating relationships, Italian scientists have emerged from the hallowed halls of research with a discovery that will undoubtedly shake the very foundation of human intimacy and wellness. Forget the centuries-old advice of warm milk, counting sheep, or meditative yoga before bed — there’s now a … Read more
The Grand Beginning of Lavatorial Innovation Long before the pyramids scraped the skies and the Nile seduced the sands, the Egyptians were busy with a much more pressing issue — where to relieve themselves in peace. You see, while the gods demanded towering monuments, human biology had far humbler requests. But in Ancient Egypt, no … Read more
In the annals of American folklore, many bizarre tales have surfaced, but few match the sheer strangeness of the events that unfolded in a small town in Pennsylvania during the 1990s. It was a time of dial-up internet, cassette tapes, and grunge music — a period that seemed relatively uneventful compared to the peculiar happenings … Read more
In the uncharted waters of human perseverance, in the treacherous halls of public restrooms, few places test the mettle of modern individuals more than toilet queues. A battlefield of bladders on the brink of catastrophe, these lines weave stories of patience, valor, and above all, sheer willpower. It’s in these moments of great tension that … Read more
There you are, perched on your porcelain throne, enjoying the fleeting moments of peace that modern life so rarely affords, when suddenly, it happens — a knock on the door. Not just any knock, but that knock. The one that seems to shatter the stillness of your bathroom sanctuary and pierce the very core of … Read more
In an age of unprecedented scientific discovery, where quantum physics and artificial intelligence reshape our world, the keen minds of Britain’s scientific community have turned their focus to a pressing matter of utmost gravity: the relationship between precipitation and bathroom emergencies. The result? A groundbreaking 12-step scale measuring the effect of rain on the personal … Read more
© 9GAG 93% of people like you Take their phones when they go to the loo Why would you read all that shitty news If you can have a good laugh while you poo? Happy poo Happy poo Happy poo Happy poo It´s my fav, fav time of the day Let it all out, push … Read more
In a world where modern stresses leave us searching for inner peace, it is only natural that we turn to the most serene and reflective space we know: the bathroom. After all, is there any place more perfect for self-contemplation and bodily release than the humble lavatory? The yogis of ancient times may not have … Read more
With the current economic downturn and the climate crisis looming, it’s clear that we need innovative solutions to manage waste in the workplace. I’m Beth Meadows, a project manager, and I’m proud to have pioneered the concept of the “Human Litter Box”. The idea came to me while watching my cat. If he can do … Read more
In a world that has become obsessed with sustainability, eco-friendliness, and minimizing carbon footprints, it was only a matter of time before some enterprising citizens found new and inventive ways to do their part. Enter the internet’s most underrated subculture: Reddit’s very own r/SinkPissers. If you’ve never heard of this noble league of innovators, then … Read more