Welcome to the Egypt section of PoopsNews, where ancient pyramids meet modern toilet humor! From the sands of the Sahara to the bustling streets of Cairo, we dig deep into Egypt’s rich history with an absurd twist — all centered around toilets, of course! You’ll find hilarious stories, satirical takes on ancient Egyptian bathroom practices, and plenty of fake news that will leave you laughing harder than a camel at a water station.
Whether you’re curious about how pharaohs handled their royal business or if the Great Pyramid had the first public restroom, our Egypt-themed toilet humor is sure to entertain. So sit back, relax, and let PoopsNews flush out the funniest fake news Egypt has ever seen!
The Grand Beginning of Lavatorial Innovation Long before the pyramids scraped the skies and the Nile seduced the sands, the Egyptians were busy with a much more pressing issue — where to relieve themselves in peace. You see, while the gods demanded towering monuments, human biology had far humbler requests. But in Ancient Egypt, no … Read more