Frenchman Sets World Record for Most Flushes in One Hour!

Frenchman Sets World Record for Most Flushes in One Hour!

In a stunning display of endurance, resilience, and raw plumbing prowess, Pierre Dubois, a seemingly average man from the picturesque village of Tarteauxpommes, France, has etched his name in the annals of human achievement. This past Sunday, Dubois shattered what many thought was an unbreakable barrier — the world record for the most toilet flushes … Read more

A Storm of Flatulence: The Real Reason Paris 2024 Got Soaked

A Storm of Flatulence: The Real Reason Paris 2024 Got Soaked

In an explosive investigation by our PoopsNews, we’ve learned the shocking truth about the opening ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympics. While millions of spectators huddled under umbrellas, damp from an unexpected downpour, little did they know that the rain could have been avoided altogether. Yes, you read that right. The stormy skies of Paris … Read more