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In Japan, the game of “Toilet Paper Tower” once held the nation’s collective imagination. A spectator sport like no other, this peculiar competition revolved around building towering structures from rolls of toilet paper. Initially, it attracted millions with its simplicity and, well, lofty ambitions. Players stacked toilet paper rolls as high as possible, with the … Read more
In the grand lexicon of comedy, one category reigns supreme, capturing the essence of humanity at its most vulnerable: potty humor. Yes, we’re talking about the side-splitting, nose-pinching genre of jokes that revolve around what happens behind closed bathroom doors. Buttocks, bowel movements, flatulence — these are the untouchable treasures of comedy, the subjects that … Read more
In an era where humanity prides itself on innovation, technological prowess, and the occasional smart fridge, it’s baffling to consider that we’ve been getting something as basic as, well, basic bodily functions wrong for centuries. Yes, folks, we’re talking about the loo, the throne, the porcelain god. It turns out, most of us have been … Read more
There’s something about poop jokes. That simple, unadulterated humor weaves itself into our earliest memories, and somehow, no matter how “mature” we think we’ve become, it always manages to yank us right back into a fit of giggles. Of course, we’re adults now. We talk about politics, make responsible financial decisions, and can even make … Read more
In a bold move to combat climate change, save water, and make mornings infinitely more complicated, a new line of ‘Eco-Flush’ toilets has hit the market, revolutionizing the way we, as a society, engage in the ancient ritual of flushing. The concept is simple: one person, one toilet, one flush per day. No exceptions. No … Read more
By PoopsNews Correspondent | 12 October 2024 China, known for its innovation in both high tech and the most unpredictable corners of consumer goods, has once again stunned the world with an invention that no one saw coming. It’s not the latest smartphone, not a self-flying car, nor an AI that does your taxes while … Read more
We thought we had seen it all — duck faces, avocado toasts, fitness transformations. But no, humanity always finds a way to reach new, unplumbed depths of creativity. Enter the toilet selfie, a burgeoning art form that has recently become a staple on social media feeds worldwide. While the concept of taking pictures in bathrooms … Read more
In an unprecedented cinematic revelation that has flushed the world of entertainment into a swirling whirlpool of excitement, Warner Bros. has announced the latest and most unexpected addition to the Harry Potter saga: “Harry Potter and the Magic Toilet”. This announcement has already sent fans, wizards, and Muggles alike spiraling into eager anticipation, not to … Read more
An Ode to Liquid Gold Urine. The mere mention of this golden stream is enough to make most people squirm in discomfort, shuffling their feet and nervously averting their gaze. Yet, despite its unjustly tarnished reputation, this liquid marvel remains one of the most essential, fascinating, and dare we say, misunderstood aspects of human life. … Read more
In the golden age of immersive gaming, players have achieved unparalleled feats. From traversing mythical worlds to surviving endless zombie apocalypses, the modern gamer is no longer constrained by the mere limits of time or space. But one boundary remains stubbornly insurmountable — the human bladder and digestive system. As the gaming marathon stretches into … Read more