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By the PoopsNews Investigative Team In an unexpected revelation that’s set to send shockwaves through the world of hygiene and behavior, a groundbreaking anonymous survey has disclosed a peculiar quirk of French adolescent bathroom habits. According to the survey, one in every two French teenagers has, at least once, masturbated over their own feces in … Read more
Welcome back, dear reader, to the second installment of our riveting exploration into the linguistic richness surrounding a universally shared human activity: pooping. In our previous article, we took a lighthearted yet detailed look at various euphemisms and synonyms for that humble word “poop” (or, if you prefer, “ka-ka” as the kids might say). But … Read more
It’s been over a decade since WikiLeaks rocked the world in 2010, releasing a treasure trove of classified documents that sent politicians, military officials, and shadowy government organizations into a tailspin. But, as it turns out, there’s one document that has remained, until recently, unnoticed among the cyber chaos — a document so curious, so … Read more
British researchers have uncovered a startling connection between well-wishing and the ultimate human experience: going to the toilet. According to a new, groundbreaking study conducted by a team of esteemed academics from the University of Westminster, something as simple as saying “Happy pooping!” to a loved one before their morning visit to the bathroom can … Read more
As Europe’s over-polished cities and meticulously managed vacation spots continue to bore adrenaline seekers, a growing trend is quietly taking root among those craving something… a little more primal. While traditional extreme sports like skydiving and rock climbing have long been popular with thrill-seekers, a new type of “extreme tourism” has emerged: open defecation tourism … Read more
Breaking news out of the remote, snow-covered peaks of Tibet, where a man named Simon Tuffington, a former resident of Birmingham, has spent the last 13 years honing a skill so rare, so unique, that it has never been mentioned in any bathroom stall graffiti or online how-to guide: controlling the speed at which poop … Read more
In a world where wars are fought with bullets, bombs, and drones, it’s refreshing to see a tactical masterpiece that involves none of the above. Mid-August 2024 saw what might go down in history as the most creative, if not outright absurd, military operation in the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war. Somewhere in the rural expanse of … Read more
It seems that this year’s Oktoberfest has not only filled mugs with frothy beer and hearts with joy but also unleashed a wave of innovation that no one saw coming — except, perhaps, the bladder specialists of Munich. In what began as a casual joke over a few too many beers, two new sports disciplines … Read more
Every time we descend into the subway, we encounter its mysteries. One of the most puzzling and frequently discussed topics is why there are no toilets in the metro. Many simple explanations surround us, ranging from sanitary regulations to ventilation issues. However, if we dig deeper, it becomes clear that the real reason is not … Read more
In a groundbreaking study that has taken over a decade to complete, a team of German scientists has finally cracked the code to household happiness. No, it’s not communication, trust, or even shared Netflix accounts. The secret, they say, is farting — specifically, letting children under 12 years old let it rip, loud and proud, … Read more