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Stardust and Litter: The Intergalactic Power of Your Cat’s Daily Ritual

Stardust and Litter: The Intergalactic Power of Your Cat’s Daily Ritual

The Cosmic Guide for Cats What most people don’t realize is that cats are not just lazy, food-demanding, occasionally chaotic house pets. No, no, no. They are, in fact, ancient cosmic guardians, entrusted with maintaining balance throughout the universe. Their seemingly mundane acts of scooping and burying in their litter boxes are part of a … Read more

Russia’s Latest Art Sensation: A Calendar of Defecating Dogs Wins National Design Award

Russia’s Latest Art Sensation: A Calendar of Defecating Dogs Wins National Design Award

When Art Imitates Life (And Dogs Do Their Business) In what can only be described as the apex of absurdity, Russia, the land that brought you such classics as shirtless horseback-riding politicians and missile parades on national holidays, has once again outdone itself. This time, the country has chosen to celebrate 2024 with a new … Read more

The Putin “Nuclear Football” Mystery Unveiled – And It’s Not What You Think

The Putin "Nuclear Football" Mystery Unveiled – And It's Not What You Think

In a shocking revelation that has left global intelligence agencies and late-night comedians scrambling for words, it appears the long-standing enigma surrounding Russian President Vladimir Putin’s infamous “nuclear football” has been cracked. No, it’s not the doomsday device of cinematic legend. According to recently declassified (and hilariously absurd) reports, it turns out the case contains … Read more

How to Poop Standing Up and Why You Need to Try It: The Movement That’s Sweeping America

How to Poop Standing Up and Why You Need to Try It: The Movement That's Sweeping America

In the depths of Reddit, where cats rule and conspiracy theories flourish, a peculiar trend has recently emerged that’s leaving the rest of the internet… speechless. Move over kombucha, step aside yoga, and forget everything you thought you knew about “wellness”. A brave new movement is here, and it’s hitting the fan — literally. We’re … Read more

Frenchman Sets World Record for Most Flushes in One Hour!

Frenchman Sets World Record for Most Flushes in One Hour!

In a stunning display of endurance, resilience, and raw plumbing prowess, Pierre Dubois, a seemingly average man from the picturesque village of Tarteauxpommes, France, has etched his name in the annals of human achievement. This past Sunday, Dubois shattered what many thought was an unbreakable barrier — the world record for the most toilet flushes … Read more

The Great Cow Dung Showdown of Krylovskoye — A New Russian Sporting Sensation!

The Great Cow Dung Showdown of Krylovskoye — A New Russian Sporting Sensation!

PoopsNews Special Report In a stunning and absolutely believable turn of events, the sleepy Russian village of Krylovskoye in the Perm region has once again hosted its world-famous (and entirely real) championship: the “Веселый коровяк” festival, otherwise known as the “Joyful Cowpat Toss”. Yes, you read that correctly—it’s the annual event where Russian women, with … Read more

A Storm of Flatulence: The Real Reason Paris 2024 Got Soaked

A Storm of Flatulence: The Real Reason Paris 2024 Got Soaked

In an explosive investigation by our PoopsNews, we’ve learned the shocking truth about the opening ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympics. While millions of spectators huddled under umbrellas, damp from an unexpected downpour, little did they know that the rain could have been avoided altogether. Yes, you read that right. The stormy skies of Paris … Read more

Sweet Scent, No Sense: Why Flat-Earthers Think Women Don’t Poop

Sweet Scent, No Sense: Why Flat-Earthers Think Women Don’t Poop

The Outlandish Return of “Girls Don’t Poop” In an unprecedented convergence of scientific skepticism and cultural nostalgia, two of the most innovative fringe communities — flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers — have banded together in their newest mission: to convince the world that “Girls Don’t Poop”. Yes, you read that correctly — because what could be more … Read more