When Art Imitates Life (And Dogs Do Their Business) In what can only be described as the apex of absurdity, Russia, the land that brought you such classics as shirtless horseback-riding politicians and missile parades on national holidays, has once again outdone itself. This time, the country has chosen to celebrate 2024 with a new … Read more
In a shocking revelation that has left global intelligence agencies and late-night comedians scrambling for words, it appears the long-standing enigma surrounding Russian President Vladimir Putin’s infamous “nuclear football” has been cracked. No, it’s not the doomsday device of cinematic legend. According to recently declassified (and hilariously absurd) reports, it turns out the case contains … Read more
PoopsNews Special Report In a stunning and absolutely believable turn of events, the sleepy Russian village of Krylovskoye in the Perm region has once again hosted its world-famous (and entirely real) championship: the “Веселый коровяк” festival, otherwise known as the “Joyful Cowpat Toss”. Yes, you read that correctly—it’s the annual event where Russian women, with … Read more
In an unprecedented move of geopolitical audacity, russia, in response to the latest round of U.S. sanctions, has pulled the lever of economic warfare with surgical precision. Starting next week, the kremlin announced that it will halt the export of one of its most vital products to the American market — no, not oil, not … Read more