Welcome to the Science section of PoopsNews, where we unravel the mysteries of the universe, one flush at a time! From the physics of water swirling in a toilet bowl to groundbreaking studies on the environmental impact of flushes, we explore the scientific side of bathroom life. Whether it’s the chemistry of cleaning products or the biology behind our bathroom habits, we’re here to take a deep dive into the fascinating science that powers your daily trips to the toilet!
Minsk, Belarus — In a country burdened by sanctions and shortages, an extraordinary “breakthrough” in pharmaceuticals has surfaced, captivating the hearts, minds, and, regrettably, nostrils of Belarusian citizens. With shelves empty of common medical supplies due to sanctions over the nation’s stance on the Russian-Ukrainian war, the Belarusian government has unveiled its secret weapon against … Read more
In a groundbreaking (and utterly mind-bending) announcement, a coalition of world-renowned mathematicians from the most prestigious universities have declared that the designation of public restrooms as “00” is not just mathematically inaccurate — it’s a violation of the very fabric of logic itself. This revelation was delivered with much fanfare at the International Mathematical Rectification … Read more
In an unprecedented and wholly unpredictable turn of events, the Republic of Belarus, long a target of American sanctions, is now facing a medical catastrophe of the most absurd proportions. The United States’ sanctions, aimed at curbing Belarus’ financial and political independence, have triggered a nationwide shortage of pharmaceutical supplies. With shelves stripped bare and … Read more
LONDON, UK In what can only be described as the most absurdly British scientific breakthrough of the century, a group of highly esteemed scientists from the United Kingdom has reportedly patented a revolutionary new treatment for depression that involves… wait for it… soiling your pants. Yes, you read that correctly. According to these brilliant minds, … Read more