Welcome to the Sports section of PoopsNews, where athleticism meets absurdity! From marathon runners managing mid-race bathroom breaks to the world’s weirdest toilet-themed sports, we cover the most hilarious and unexpected intersections of sports and potty culture. Whether it’s toilet-seat tossing competitions or the art of “speed pooping” in high-stakes games, we’re here to show how even the sports world isn’t immune to a little bathroom humor!
PoopsNews Special Report In a stunning and absolutely believable turn of events, the sleepy Russian village of Krylovskoye in the Perm region has once again hosted its world-famous (and entirely real) championship: the “Веселый коровяк” festival, otherwise known as the “Joyful Cowpat Toss”. Yes, you read that correctly—it’s the annual event where Russian women, with … Read more
In an explosive investigation by our PoopsNews, we’ve learned the shocking truth about the opening ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympics. While millions of spectators huddled under umbrellas, damp from an unexpected downpour, little did they know that the rain could have been avoided altogether. Yes, you read that right. The stormy skies of Paris … Read more