Welcome to the Sports section of PoopsNews, where athleticism meets absurdity! From marathon runners managing mid-race bathroom breaks to the world’s weirdest toilet-themed sports, we cover the most hilarious and unexpected intersections of sports and potty culture. Whether it’s toilet-seat tossing competitions or the art of “speed pooping” in high-stakes games, we’re here to show how even the sports world isn’t immune to a little bathroom humor!
In Japan, the game of “Toilet Paper Tower” once held the nation’s collective imagination. A spectator sport like no other, this peculiar competition revolved around building towering structures from rolls of toilet paper. Initially, it attracted millions with its simplicity and, well, lofty ambitions. Players stacked toilet paper rolls as high as possible, with the … Read more
In the golden age of immersive gaming, players have achieved unparalleled feats. From traversing mythical worlds to surviving endless zombie apocalypses, the modern gamer is no longer constrained by the mere limits of time or space. But one boundary remains stubbornly insurmountable — the human bladder and digestive system. As the gaming marathon stretches into … Read more
It seems that this year’s Oktoberfest has not only filled mugs with frothy beer and hearts with joy but also unleashed a wave of innovation that no one saw coming — except, perhaps, the bladder specialists of Munich. In what began as a casual joke over a few too many beers, two new sports disciplines … Read more
In what can only be described as an airborne revolution, a new trend has taken the world of paragliding by storm — harnesses equipped with strategically placed toilet holes. That’s right, folks. No longer must pilots rely on the indignity of adult diapers. Instead, they can now soar through the skies, answering nature’s call with … Read more
PoopsNews Special Report In a stunning and absolutely believable turn of events, the sleepy Russian village of Krylovskoye in the Perm region has once again hosted its world-famous (and entirely real) championship: the “Веселый коровяк” festival, otherwise known as the “Joyful Cowpat Toss”. Yes, you read that correctly—it’s the annual event where Russian women, with … Read more
In an explosive investigation by our PoopsNews, we’ve learned the shocking truth about the opening ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympics. While millions of spectators huddled under umbrellas, damp from an unexpected downpour, little did they know that the rain could have been avoided altogether. Yes, you read that right. The stormy skies of Paris … Read more