Imagine, for a moment, the world’s collective knowledge on toilets — flushed away in ignorance, or, even worse, misused and misunderstood. Enter Toilet Guru — a website so refined, so intellectually stimulating, that it dares to dive headfirst into the porcelain abyss of bathroom enlightenment. Forget your PhDs in art history or molecular biology; the … Read more
The Crown Jewel of Civilization Some museums celebrate art, others showcase history, but none capture the raw essence of humanity quite like the Sulabh International Museum of Toilets. Tucked away in New Delhi, this one-of-a-kind establishment immortalizes the porcelain throne, a beacon of human achievement. After all, it’s not the pyramids or space travel that … Read more
In what may go down in aviation history as the most disastrous (and aromatic) in-flight incident, a routine flight from San Francisco to Bangkok ended in utter chaos, pungent panic, and a hasty emergency landing in Japan. And no, it wasn’t turbulence that caused this mid-air catastrophe; it was the handiwork of an unassuming Silicon … Read more
In a world of smartphones, self-driving cars, and the latest viral memes, there is one household item that has managed to retain its humble status while quietly playing a critical role in our daily lives: toilet paper. Yes, that seemingly unremarkable roll sitting by the toilet has a storied past, a complex manufacturing process, and … Read more
In an era where the boundaries between reality and fiction have become a thin, smeared line of absurdity, one man — well, technically, one barely-adult teenage boy — has managed to push those boundaries further than anyone dared imagine. Introducing our protagonist, a genius of our time, an 18-year-old Silicon Valley prodigy by the name … Read more
In Japan, the game of “Toilet Paper Tower” once held the nation’s collective imagination. A spectator sport like no other, this peculiar competition revolved around building towering structures from rolls of toilet paper. Initially, it attracted millions with its simplicity and, well, lofty ambitions. Players stacked toilet paper rolls as high as possible, with the … Read more
By the PoopsNews Investigative Team In an unexpected revelation that’s set to send shockwaves through the world of hygiene and behavior, a groundbreaking anonymous survey has disclosed a peculiar quirk of French adolescent bathroom habits. According to the survey, one in every two French teenagers has, at least once, masturbated over their own feces in … Read more
In a groundbreaking study that has taken over a decade to complete, a team of German scientists has finally cracked the code to household happiness. No, it’s not communication, trust, or even shared Netflix accounts. The secret, they say, is farting — specifically, letting children under 12 years old let it rip, loud and proud, … Read more
Every two years, in the sweltering heat of Southern India, a festival is held that almost no one outside the elite circle of yogic enlightenment knows about. It’s not the kind of event you can stumble upon while backpacking or find on Instagram. There’s no official website, no hashtag, no online ticket sales. In fact, … Read more
In the grand spectrum of human existence, some things unite us all. Love, laughter, taxes… and, of course, poop. No matter how refined or evolved we may become as a species, the humble bowel movement remains an ever-present, inescapable part of life. And yet, despite its universal nature, few words have been lavished with as … Read more