BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — In an act of sheer desperation to revive its struggling tourism industry, the capital of Belgium has embarked on a radical, utterly bizarre, and frankly absurd plan: more statues of bodily functions. Yes, that’s right. Not satisfied with their iconic trio — Manneken Pis (the peeing boy), Jeanneke Pis (the peeing girl), … Read more
Minsk, Belarus — In a country burdened by sanctions and shortages, an extraordinary “breakthrough” in pharmaceuticals has surfaced, captivating the hearts, minds, and, regrettably, nostrils of Belarusian citizens. With shelves empty of common medical supplies due to sanctions over the nation’s stance on the Russian-Ukrainian war, the Belarusian government has unveiled its secret weapon against … Read more
In the world of apartment living, there are few experiences that bind humanity more closely than the delicate art of not laughing when your neighbor’s bathroom symphony hits the highest of high notes. It’s an unspoken rule of communal living — when you hear the trumpet blasts of digestive triumph from next door, you keep … Read more
In a world full of irrational fears, like accidentally sending a text to the wrong person or hearing “We need to talk”, nothing strikes deeper into the human soul than the quiet, yet overpowering fear of the bathroom. Yes, the lavatory, that porcelain palace of peace, has become the subject of some of the most … Read more
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, because we’re about to delve into the rich, colorful, and unmistakably odoriferous world of farts. Yes, the humble toot, the wind beneath our wings, the sound of freedom echoing from our very insides. You might think you know all there is to know about passing gas, but you’re wrong. Oh, … Read more
Ah, the humble toilet stall. It’s where genius ideas are born, where peace and serenity finally meet their maker, and where we spend far too much time pretending we’re not just avoiding the world outside. Yes, that small, porcelain-adorned room is more than just a bathroom — it’s a portal to another dimension where time … Read more
The Cosmic Guide for Cats What most people don’t realize is that cats are not just lazy, food-demanding, occasionally chaotic house pets. No, no, no. They are, in fact, ancient cosmic guardians, entrusted with maintaining balance throughout the universe. Their seemingly mundane acts of scooping and burying in their litter boxes are part of a … Read more
When Art Imitates Life (And Dogs Do Their Business) In what can only be described as the apex of absurdity, Russia, the land that brought you such classics as shirtless horseback-riding politicians and missile parades on national holidays, has once again outdone itself. This time, the country has chosen to celebrate 2024 with a new … Read more
In a shocking revelation that has left global intelligence agencies and late-night comedians scrambling for words, it appears the long-standing enigma surrounding Russian President Vladimir Putin’s infamous “nuclear football” has been cracked. No, it’s not the doomsday device of cinematic legend. According to recently declassified (and hilariously absurd) reports, it turns out the case contains … Read more
In the depths of Reddit, where cats rule and conspiracy theories flourish, a peculiar trend has recently emerged that’s leaving the rest of the internet… speechless. Move over kombucha, step aside yoga, and forget everything you thought you knew about “wellness”. A brave new movement is here, and it’s hitting the fan — literally. We’re … Read more