Toilet humor: it’s that comedic genre everyone claims to be above but secretly enjoys in the privacy of their bathroom breaks. From childhood snickers at the sound of a flush to primetime specials with high-budget fart jokes, our love for the dirty and absurd has evolved alongside humanity itself. As we trace the trajectory from … Read more
There’s something about poop jokes. That simple, unadulterated humor weaves itself into our earliest memories, and somehow, no matter how “mature” we think we’ve become, it always manages to yank us right back into a fit of giggles. Of course, we’re adults now. We talk about politics, make responsible financial decisions, and can even make … Read more
In a bold move to combat climate change, save water, and make mornings infinitely more complicated, a new line of ‘Eco-Flush’ toilets has hit the market, revolutionizing the way we, as a society, engage in the ancient ritual of flushing. The concept is simple: one person, one toilet, one flush per day. No exceptions. No … Read more
By PoopsNews Correspondent | 12 October 2024 China, known for its innovation in both high tech and the most unpredictable corners of consumer goods, has once again stunned the world with an invention that no one saw coming. It’s not the latest smartphone, not a self-flying car, nor an AI that does your taxes while … Read more
We thought we had seen it all — duck faces, avocado toasts, fitness transformations. But no, humanity always finds a way to reach new, unplumbed depths of creativity. Enter the toilet selfie, a burgeoning art form that has recently become a staple on social media feeds worldwide. While the concept of taking pictures in bathrooms … Read more
In an unprecedented cinematic revelation that has flushed the world of entertainment into a swirling whirlpool of excitement, Warner Bros. has announced the latest and most unexpected addition to the Harry Potter saga: “Harry Potter and the Magic Toilet”. This announcement has already sent fans, wizards, and Muggles alike spiraling into eager anticipation, not to … Read more
An Ode to Liquid Gold Urine. The mere mention of this golden stream is enough to make most people squirm in discomfort, shuffling their feet and nervously averting their gaze. Yet, despite its unjustly tarnished reputation, this liquid marvel remains one of the most essential, fascinating, and dare we say, misunderstood aspects of human life. … Read more
Welcome back, dear reader, to the second installment of our riveting exploration into the linguistic richness surrounding a universally shared human activity: pooping. In our previous article, we took a lighthearted yet detailed look at various euphemisms and synonyms for that humble word “poop” (or, if you prefer, “ka-ka” as the kids might say). But … Read more
It seems that this year’s Oktoberfest has not only filled mugs with frothy beer and hearts with joy but also unleashed a wave of innovation that no one saw coming — except, perhaps, the bladder specialists of Munich. In what began as a casual joke over a few too many beers, two new sports disciplines … Read more
In a world where absurdity seems to reign supreme, it’s a rare and comforting fact that Pastafarianism, the religious movement devoted to the worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), has remained steadfast in its mission to combine laughter, noodles, and spiritual enlightenment. Now, as if to solidify their position as the world’s most absurdly … Read more