An Ode to Liquid Gold Urine. The mere mention of this golden stream is enough to make most people squirm in discomfort, shuffling their feet and nervously averting their gaze. Yet, despite its unjustly tarnished reputation, this liquid marvel remains one of the most essential, fascinating, and dare we say, misunderstood aspects of human life. … Read more
Welcome back, dear reader, to the second installment of our riveting exploration into the linguistic richness surrounding a universally shared human activity: pooping. In our previous article, we took a lighthearted yet detailed look at various euphemisms and synonyms for that humble word “poop” (or, if you prefer, “ka-ka” as the kids might say). But … Read more
It seems that this year’s Oktoberfest has not only filled mugs with frothy beer and hearts with joy but also unleashed a wave of innovation that no one saw coming — except, perhaps, the bladder specialists of Munich. In what began as a casual joke over a few too many beers, two new sports disciplines … Read more
In a world where absurdity seems to reign supreme, it’s a rare and comforting fact that Pastafarianism, the religious movement devoted to the worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), has remained steadfast in its mission to combine laughter, noodles, and spiritual enlightenment. Now, as if to solidify their position as the world’s most absurdly … Read more
In the ever-expanding universe of modern subcultures, there comes a point where even the most absurd trends feel like faint whispers in the cacophony of human evolution. Enter the latest phenomenon to sweep across the Russian landscape — the Quadrobers. If you haven’t heard of them yet, don’t worry. This entirely new breed of teenage … Read more
In a world increasingly driven by social media influence, there is a new, unexpected trend taking Europe by storm. What started as an innocuous social media challenge has evolved into a full-blown movement among European youth, embracing a curious fashion statement — wet pants. Yes, you heard that right. Forget designer jeans, high-end sneakers, or … Read more
In an unexpected breakthrough for science, Japanese researchers have shattered the glass door of bathroom behavior with their latest findings: a whopping 95% of people relieve themselves during a shower, and the impact of this revelation is both ecological and, believe it or not, sexual. In a world where every drop counts — whether it’s … Read more
By PoopsNews Investigative Team In late 2015, Moscow witnessed the opening of what was supposed to be the pinnacle of avant-garde dining, a beacon of modern, post-ironic art wrapped in a porcelain embrace: Crazy Toilet Café. This establishment, inspired by the Asian trend of toilet-themed restaurants, promised to be a wild ride for both your … Read more
Munich, Germany — The Unofficial Event of Champions The smell of pretzels, the sound of brass bands, and the glug-glug of liters upon liters of beer being poured — it’s the unmistakable atmosphere of Munich’s world-renowned Oktoberfest. But amidst the frothy steins and merry toasts, a hidden tradition, known only to the bravest and most … Read more