Flush with Ideas: How Brussels Plans to Save Tourism with Poop

Flush with Ideas: How Brussels Plans to Save Tourism with Poop

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — In an act of sheer desperation to revive its struggling tourism industry, the capital of Belgium has embarked on a radical, utterly bizarre, and frankly absurd plan: more statues of bodily functions. Yes, that’s right. Not satisfied with their iconic trio — Manneken Pis (the peeing boy), Jeanneke Pis (the peeing girl), … Read more

Field of Dreams: India’s Push to Make Open-Air Defecation a UNESCO Heritage

Field of Dreams: India’s Push to Make Open-Air Defecation a UNESCO Heritage

In a twist that has left global cultural watchdogs scratching their heads—and noses—India has proposed that the ancient tradition of defecating in open fields and rivers be officially recognized as part of UNESCO’s prestigious Intangible Cultural Heritage list. Yes, you read that right: the act of relieving oneself outdoors, in full view of cows, birds, … Read more

99% of Americans Unsure Whether to Leave the Toilet Seat Up or Down: A Nation Divided

99% of Americans Unsure Whether to Leave the Toilet Seat Up or Down: A Nation Divided

A Matter of National Importance In a shocking revelation that has gripped the nation, a recent study conducted by the prestigious Institute of Extremely Important Research (IEIR) has revealed that 99% of Americans are unsure whether they should leave the toilet seat up or down. This issue, previously thought to be a trivial matter, has … Read more