Conspiracy Unveiled: Big Toilet Seat Keeping Lids Down to Suppress Free Thinking

Conspiracy Unveiled: Big Toilet Seat Keeping Lids Down to Suppress Free Thinking

In what may be the biggest revelation of the century, a daring team of renegade plumbers and freedom fighters has uncovered a truth so shocking, it could shake the very foundation of modern society. According to our totally reliable and completely objective sources, the corporate overlords of the so-called “Big Toilet Seat” industry have been … Read more