In the depths of Reddit, where cats rule and conspiracy theories flourish, a peculiar trend has recently emerged that’s leaving the rest of the internet… speechless. Move over kombucha, step aside yoga, and forget everything you thought you knew about “wellness”. A brave new movement is here, and it’s hitting the fan — literally. We’re … Read more
In a shocking turn of events, Disney World’s decades-long reign as the “Happiest Place on Earth” has come to an abrupt, almost unimaginable end. According to a survey conducted by the International Institute of Irrelevant Studies (I.I.I.S.), a humble public restroom located in the middle of Interstate 5, somewhere between Los Angeles and San Francisco, … Read more
In an unprecedented move of geopolitical audacity, russia, in response to the latest round of U.S. sanctions, has pulled the lever of economic warfare with surgical precision. Starting next week, the kremlin announced that it will halt the export of one of its most vital products to the American market — no, not oil, not … Read more
Las Vegas, NV — In a city already known for breaking boundaries and pushing the limits of human decency, Las Vegas has done it again. Brace yourselves for the latest trend sweeping the Strip: hotels without toilets. That’s right — Sin City’s hospitality industry has collectively decided to bid adieu to the humble bathroom. Instead, … Read more
A Matter of National Importance In a shocking revelation that has gripped the nation, a recent study conducted by the prestigious Institute of Extremely Important Research (IEIR) has revealed that 99% of Americans are unsure whether they should leave the toilet seat up or down. This issue, previously thought to be a trivial matter, has … Read more
The Unlikely Hero of the Apocalypse In a shocking twist that no one saw coming (except maybe the toilet paper industry), American toilets have officially been named the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse. This groundbreaking revelation comes from a study conducted by the highly reputable Institute of Utter Nonsense and Speculative Studies … Read more
In a move that has stunned political pundits and pet owners alike, the United States Senate has embarked on a fierce debate over an unprecedented legislative proposal: the “Pet Privacy Protection Act” (PPPA). The bill, a landmark in animal rights and privacy law, seeks to enshrine the right to privacy for pets using bathrooms in … Read more